me: pls talk to me pls !!pls pls!!!
me: *can’t hold a conversation*
me: *has nothing interesting to say*
me: *is bad at replying*
me: pls :) talkto me
i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.
For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.
> Literal translation
Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”
Bird: “What’s wrong?”
Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”
Bird: “Okay, understood.”
Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]
Bird: “Okay, I understand!”
Owner: “Got it.”
> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.
> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!
> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!
quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”
Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!
Miki’s dad when he walked into that tent and saw Taro and Miki’s mom
